United, the Way to Fly … Or Not
Recently I had the *ahem* pleasure *ahem* of flying on United Airways. I must say, it was one of the most enjoyable experiences I have encountered in my life time. Between the duct tape holding my armrest together, to the mysterious piece of card board with the TSA stamp of approval that was stuck in a crease above my head, to the broken headphone ports all around me, United has been the best airline I have flown on yet. *Rolls my eyes*.
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